Quote #5877
Experience teaches only the teachable.
Quote #11036
The word impossible is not in my dictionary.
Quote #3847
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Quote #18529
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s...
Quote #3445
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
Quote #18978
Life just isn’t worth living unless you’re willing to take some big chances and...
Quote #3417
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #2263
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Quote #17803
I love cats. I love their grace and their elegance. I love their independence...
Quote #2288
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones...