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Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army...
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We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love – first to their...
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Minds do not act together in public they simply stick together and when their...
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is...
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Falsehood often lurks upon the tongue of him, who, by self-praise, seeks to enhance...
Quote #11732
All that I’ve learned, I’ve forgotten. The little I still know, I’ve guessed.
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If you were born lucky, even your rooster will lay eggs.
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Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
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You can tell the character of every man when you see how he receives...
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Truth is beautiful, without doubt but so are lies.