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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
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There’s this big pie in show business, and you physically can’t eat the whole...
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Through pride we are ever deceiving ourselves. But deep down below the surface of...
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The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
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Peter Who am I You sure you want to know The story of my...
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Everything has two handles,–one by which it may be borne another by which it...
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Anything more than the truth would be too much.
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I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to.
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Neither give heed to fables and endless genealogies.
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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out,...