Quote #9962
Housekeeping ain’t no joke.
Quote #14914
And walk not proudly on the earth verily thou shalt never cleave the earth,...
Quote #14908
I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ and ‘The McLaughlin Group.’...
Quote #18986
It ever has been since time began, And ever will be, till time lose...
Quote #20671
To be mature means to face, and not evade, every fresh crisis that comes.
Quote #12825
I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. (After she was pelted with...
Quote #5903
That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane...
Quote #17924
Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.
Quote #6247
It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you...
Quote #18004
When the going gets weird, The weird turn pro.