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We tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take...
Quote #20861
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #4667
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have...
Quote #15130
The American sign of civic progress is to tear down the familiar and erect...
Quote #15256
The sharing of joy, whether physical, emotional, psychic, or intellectual, forms a bridge between...
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #20691
History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.
Quote #2237
Let no one who loves be called unhappy. Even love unreturned has its rainbow.
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The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
Quote #8743
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create...