Quote #19467
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #11844
Home is where the house is.
Quote #16032
If I ever reach heaven I expect to find three wonders there first, to...
Quote #15332
Never call an accountant a credit to his profession a good accountant is a...
Quote #111
Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of...
Quote #495
Speak what you think to-day in words as hard as cannon-balls and to-morrow speak...
Quote #21374
I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I’m happy to state I...
Quote #2310
Much may be done in those little shreds and patches of time, which every...
Quote #21768
I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my...
Quote #21432
Life is too complicated not to be orderly.