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I remember a time when everybody I loved hated me because I hated them....
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If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
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At least one way of measuring the freedom of any society is the amount...
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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
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Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
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Nothing worse could happen to one than to be completely understood.
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It will, I believe, be everywhere found, that as the clergy are, or are...
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By a tranquil mind I mean nothing else than a mind well ordered.
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The beginning is always today.
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For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality...