Quote #18174
I’m in trouble because I’m normal and slightly arrogant. A lot of people don’t...
Quote #11197
All I want to be is normally insane.
Quote #21758
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #1666
Pessimism is only the name that men of weak nerve give to wisdom.
Quote #9140
One should be just as careful in choosing one’s pleasures as in avoiding calamities.
Quote #3795
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain – and most fools do.
Quote #8334
The habit of giving only enhances the desire to give.
Quote #21438
Reprove thy friend privately commend him publicly.
Quote #11090
Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence.
Quote #21064
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.