Quote #474
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
Quote #15525
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Quote #15322
You think America is the biggest place on Earth, but it’s not. The view...
Quote #18889
A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
Quote #18460
Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
Quote #107
The most decisive actions of our life — I mean those that are most...
Quote #7357
So it is that the gods do not give all men gifts of grace...
Quote #15039
Keep right on to the end of the road.
Quote #2485
We know how to speak many falsehoods that resemble real things, but we know,...
Quote #13396
Just because you’re miserable doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy your life.