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Fabrizio In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
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If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
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There is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that...
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The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
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Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people. They are born with...
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He becometh poor that dealeth with a slack hand but the hand of the...
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There is value in everybody’s gift. No matter how hard to find or strange...
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Marriage is the wastepaper basket of the emotions.
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I don’t think necessity is the mother of invention – invention, in my opinion,...