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When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask,...
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Not to know the events which happened before one was born, that is to...
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A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. ‘I...
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Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell ‘em, ‘Certainly I...
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Old programmers never die. They just can’t C as well.
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Life is an unanswered question, but let’s believe in the dignity and important of...
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Blade You better wake up. The world you live in is nothing but a...
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Most people ignore most poetry because most poetry ignores most people.
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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
Quote #19972
Outer space is no place for a person of breeding.