Quote #12752
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Quote #16434
He who laughs, lasts
Quote #19439
All television is children’s television.
Quote #7998
All that is necessary for the forces of evil to win in the world...
Quote #5048
There is hardly any activity, any enterprise, which is started out with such tremendous...
Quote #7314
A decent boldness ever meets with friends.
Quote #16169
Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.
Quote #14040
Notice the difference between what happens when a man says to himself, ‘I have...
Quote #12096
Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
Quote #20366
Things are seldom what they seem, skim milk masquerades as cream.