Quote #3419
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #7569
You can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
Quote #20007
There is an art of which every man should be a master the art...
Quote #18429
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
Quote #5260
The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to...
Quote #17604
It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves.
Quote #13466
Having the world’s best idea will do you no good unless you act on...
Quote #888
Excellence is a better teacher than mediocrity. The lessons of the ordinary are everywhere....
Quote #3631
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
Quote #12067
Last night’s homer was Willie Stargell’s 399th career home run, leaving him one shy...