Quote #18766
Recently, I was asked if I was going to fire an employee who made...
Quote #21648
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
Quote #5168
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
Quote #3594
Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.
Quote #8680
There was an immeasurable distance between the quick and the dead they did not...
Quote #5979
One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar.
Quote #1256
Men’s natures are alike, it is their habits that carry them far apart.
Quote #18712
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
Quote #9957
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough...
Quote #17808
When I feel bad, I work. When I have problems, when I’m depressed, when...