Quote #207
Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
Quote #15304
If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.
Quote #9493
And the work of righteousness shall be peace and the effect of righteousness quietness...
Quote #3106
Ambition is but avarice on stilts and masked.
Quote #479
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
Quote #9037
All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation...
Quote #8703
Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have...
Quote #9091
Do not remove a fly from your friend’s forehead with a hatchet.
Quote #17940
That is true wisdom, to know how to alter one’s mind when occasion demands...
Quote #4399
When one has one’s hand full of truth it is not always wise to...