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The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up...
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My father always used to say that when you die, if you’ve got five...
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To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of...
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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace.
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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out,...
Quote #19111
Take life one basket at a time.
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I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be...
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I know of only one bird – the parrot – that talks and it...
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with,...