Quote #7390
The military don’t start wars. Politicians start wars.
Quote #3227
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively...
Quote #7380
You can never learn less, you can only learn more.
Quote #20950
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Quote #14333
Make no little plans. They have no Magic to stir Men’s blood.
Quote #16142
I told you he had a cash register mind. Rings every time he opens...
Quote #19228
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of...
Quote #13081
We’re not lost. We’re locationally challenged.
Quote #10921
Marriage means expectations and expectations mean conflict.
Quote #1594
The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no...