Quote #11800
Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them...
Quote #4645
History teaches us that when a barbarian race confronts a sleeping culture, the barbarian...
Quote #18741
The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
Quote #18855
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Quote #2133
Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life.
Quote #7851
You’re searching, Joe, for things that don’t exist I mean beginnings. Ends and beginnings-there...
Quote #7845
Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
Quote #9956
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
Quote #15697
Often the difference between a successful marriage and a mediocre one consists of leaving...
Quote #2559
Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.