Quote #3724
I’m a born-again atheist.
Quote #19806
We should live our lives as though Christ were coming this afternoon.
Quote #16635
A rich man has no need of character.
Quote #18776
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #1298
There’s one good kind of writer — a dead one.
Quote #3748
The highest goodness is like water. Water benefits all things and does not compete....
Quote #21634
Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas...
Quote #1330
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
Quote #10691
Brilliance is typically the act of an individual, but incredible stupidity can usually be...
Quote #5240
Oh, thou hast a damnable iteration, and art indeed able to corrupt a saint....