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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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Every person is a fool in somebody’s opinion.
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When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so...
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He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.
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If we don’t know life, how can we know death
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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All zoos actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon...
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What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a...
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The thing that I should wish to obtain from money would be leisure with...
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What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul.