Quote #17879
Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best.
Quote #16849
The way in which we think of ourselves has everything to do with how...
Quote #15791
Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in,...
Quote #16801
American soldiers must be turned into lambs and eating them is tolerated.
Quote #4896
I just wrap my arms around the whole backfield and peel ‘em one by...
Quote #1470
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew to serve your turn...
Quote #18958
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is...
Quote #7743
You cannot play with the animal in you without becoming wholly animal, play with...
Quote #12199
When small men cast long shadows the sun is going down.
Quote #19951
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...