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We will have no truce or parlay with you Hitler, or the grisly gang...
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Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.
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Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other...
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No good deed goes unpunished.
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After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the...
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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
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The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of...