Quote #5477
Appearances often are deceiving.
Quote #7277
Look at the Justice Department, it’s full of Jews…The lawyers in government are damn...
Quote #17198
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #2922
Th’ newspaper does ivrything f’r us. It runs th’ polis foorce an’ th’ banks,...
Quote #16809
Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It’s the other way around. They...
Quote #20173
I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
Quote #21555
I guess what I’m trying to say is, I don’t think you can measure...
Quote #16934
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.
Quote #8951
I believe that forgiving them is God’s function. Our job is simply to arrange...
Quote #21217
Readiness of speech is often inability to hold the tongue.