Quote #17756
Flattery is all right so long as you don’t inhale.
Quote #3419
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #4807
My friend is one… who take me for what I am.
Quote #21386
‘Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.’ Under the influence of...
Quote #19688
One picture is worth a thousand words.
Quote #3870
There are three great friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Quote #6859
Saying we should keep the two-party political system simply because it is working is...
Quote #11662
Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up...
Quote #8101
Whenever you are to do a thing, though it can never be known but...
Quote #6995
When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.