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Jerry Show me the money
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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
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Age is no guarantee of maturity.
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Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed.
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I’ve learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If...
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I am often troubled as I try hard here to create a new sense...
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My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
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Life is too short to be sensible.
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A friend drops their plans when you’re in trouble, shares joy in your accomplishments,...
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There is no genius free from some tincture of madness.