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Now my innocence begins to weigh me down.
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are...
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Pleasure is a by-product of doing something that is worth doing. Therefore, do not...
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There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One...
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Behold, the fool saith, Put not all thine eggs in the one basket, —...
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When I write love songs, people think they’re really soppy — but I see...
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The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do...
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There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.
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When you want to test the depths of a stream, don’t use both feet.