Quote #2276
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Quote #12977
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Quote #10247
The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are...
Quote #16191
In a few generations more, there will probably be no room at all allowed...
Quote #6997
When elephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.
Quote #20731
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Quote #17729
One man was so mad at me that he ended his letter Beware. You...
Quote #2741
The ‘Net is a waste of time, and that’s exactly what’s right about it.
Quote #15698
A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself.
Quote #11627
If there is one eternal truth of politics, it is that there are always...