Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #17288
I thank You, God, in Heaven, for friends.
Quote #21505
Ridicule is the first and last argument of fools.
Quote #18222
It is easy to bring others down to your level, Instead of bringing yourself...
Quote #8224
It doesn’t do good to open doors for someone who doesn’t have the price...
Quote #12507
There is one safeguard known generally to the wise, which is an advantage and...
Quote #16610
A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.
Quote #10091
They tell me I have got a mind of my own, but sometimes it’s...
Quote #8967
What may be done at any time will be done at no time.
Quote #17654
I do not come into this pulpit hoping that perhaps somebody will of his...