Quote #20424
Don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the...
Quote #16527
The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems...
Quote #6971
There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.
Quote #18782
My life needs a rewinderase button. – Calvin
Quote #5510
People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves.
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A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the...
Quote #555
They say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.
Quote #10777
Youth is a wonderful thing what a crime to waste it on children.
Quote #18287
When the time comes for friends to part, love will be the bride, from...
Quote #3161
Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.