Quote #20788
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #11212
The finest kind of friendship is between people who expect a great deal of...
Quote #16337
Trees, though they are cut and lopped, grow up again quickly, but if men...
Quote #4745
The light which puts out our eyes is darkness to us. Only that day...
Quote #11746
Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity.
Quote #11312
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing...
Quote #4961
There is one thing that matters — to set a chime of words tinkling...
Quote #17141
I tried to find Him on the Christian cross, but He was not there...
Quote #8281
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.