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Wherefore putting away lying, speak every man truth with his neighbour for we are...
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like...
Quote #671
Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
Quote #19152
I’ve learned that you can’t have everything and do everything at the same time.
Quote #10714
Only barbarians are not curious about where they come from, how they came to...
Quote #20070
If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.
Quote #15440
Gratitude is the most exquisite form of courtesy.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
Quote #18777
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
Quote #4581
Man’s most valuable trait Is a judicious sense of what not to believe.