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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quentin Crisp

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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
Eli Khamarov

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Academia forcibly tells you about all the great men and revolutionaries, and rebels, especially...
Larry Niven

Quote #16103

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The Unexpected always comes at the most awkward times.
William Shakespeare

Quote #5420

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This England never did, nor never shall, Lie at the proud foot of a...
Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Quote #17700

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Love is the vital essence that pervades and permeates, from the center to the...
John C. Maxwell

Quote #15509

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People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision.
Steven Wright

Quote #19252

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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Mel Brooks

Quote #11265

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Fran Lebowitz

Quote #8450

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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