Quote #2179
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.
Quote #6579
To educate a man in mind, and not in morals, is to educate a...
Quote #3978
Do you not see how necessary a world of pains and troubles is to...
Quote #10335
Men seek out retreats for themselves in the country, by the seaside, on the...
Quote #7238
Any lady who is first lady likes being first lady. I don’t care what...
Quote #951
Thou shouldst eat to live not live to eat.
Quote #4728
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Quote #517
This world we live in is but thickened light.
Quote #14037
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Quote #1123
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.