Quote #10024
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
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There is no gathering the rose without being pricked by the thorns.
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When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you...
Quote #19514
I’m still an atheist, thank God.
Quote #6217
Society is one vast conspiracy for carving one into the kind of statue likes,...
Quote #169
Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty,...
Quote #17979
I’m not a good butcher but I’ve had to learn to carve the joint....
Quote #19816
It’s also helpful to realize that this very body that we have, that’s sitting...
Quote #15247
It is a sign of strength, not of weakness, to admit that you don’t...
Quote #19368
Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have.