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Paradise is exactly like where you are right now…only much, much better
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Who takes the child by the hand takes the mother by the heart.
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If at first you don’t succeed, you’re running about average.
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You can observe a lot just by watching.
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Their the waiters’ eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate...
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The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world...
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By the time we’ve made it, we’ve had it.