Quote #18133
My life is one long curve, full of turning points.
Quote #10893
Nobody understands anyone 18, including those who are 18.
Quote #8735
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #21349
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing...
Quote #3444
I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started...
Quote #11619
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math....
Quote #12860
The first rule to tinkering is to save all the parts.
Quote #6445
Don’t let us make imaginary evils, when you know we have so many real...
Quote #8720
To encourage literature and the arts is a duty which every good citizen owes...
Quote #7354
All men have need of the gods.