Quote #10715
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Quote #165
Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
Quote #20072
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
Quote #12753
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all...
Quote #5627
Perfect valour consists in doing without witnesses that which we would be capable of...
Quote #18115
The soul is made for action, and cannot rest till it be employed. Idleness...
Quote #6102
Life is too short for a long story.
Quote #6081
Freedom is that instant between when someone tells you to do something and when...
Quote #10024
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #18321
May you be in heaven a half-hour before the devil knows your dead.