Quote #21733
The killing was the best part. It was the dying I couldn’t take.
Quote #20740
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #21014
An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.
Quote #10745
It’s like deja vu all over again.
Quote #13028
If you sit down and don’t see a fish at the table, the fish...
Quote #744
It ain’t what folks know that’s the problem, it’s what they know that ain’t...
Quote #6697
In order to improve the mind, we ought less to learn, than to contemplate.
Quote #18593
A witty saying proves nothing.
Quote #3204
Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is...
Quote #18801
Character is doing the right thing when nobody’s looking. There are too many people...