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At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new...
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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I...
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I told you he had a cash register mind. Rings every time he opens...
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Don’t throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds...
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I feel that you are justified in looking into the future with true assurance,...
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The trees reflected in the river — they are unconscious of a spiritual world...
Quote #20256
The first and last thing required of genius is the love of truth.
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She knows there’s no success like failure And that failure’s no success at all.
Quote #18262
History has proven, God has never given anyone a dream Without also including the...