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WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
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When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you...
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A friend is someone who stays in when the rest of the world has...
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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.
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LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.
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Don’t think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that...
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Memory is not so brilliant as hope, but it is more beautiful, and a...
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Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be...
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and...