Quote #13936
You gotta have a dream. If you don’t have a dream, how you gonna...
Quote #9562
I sometimes think that the saving grace of America lies in the fact that...
Quote #11911
Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best...
Quote #2530
Minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled, ill-conditioned state from mere excess...
Quote #17893
Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.
Quote #12620
Blushing is the color of virtue.
Quote #3656
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
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I awoke with devout thanksgiving for my friends.
Quote #1732
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Quote #2385
In the end, everything is a gag.