Quote #12977
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Quote #4429
People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway.
Quote #6877
We cannot swing up on a rope that is attached only to our own...
Quote #10218
There is no such thing as can’t, only won’t. If you’re qualified, all it...
Quote #8025
After victory, tighten your helmet chord.
Quote #14674
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
Quote #17198
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #16999
The artist must create a spark before he can make a fire and before...
Quote #20251
First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth.
Quote #2772
Hallow the body as a temple to comeliness and sanctify the heart as a...