Quote #3232
One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time.
Quote #13069
I am acutely aware that you have not elected me as your president by...
Quote #2754
Believe in miracles but don’t depend on them.
Quote #20170
Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.
Quote #12673
The right to be let alone is indeed the beginning of all freedom.
Quote #5270
How like a winter hath my absence been From thee, the pleasure of the...
Quote #16693
Deliberate often–decide once.
Quote #14505
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #5409
He hath eaten me out of house and home.
Quote #1320
The evening of a well spent life brings its lamps with it.