Quote #18547
Wake up with one mind, my friends, and kindle the fire, you many who...
Quote #18526
Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...
Quote #14750
Education is too important to be left solely to the educators.
Quote #15123
What’s terrible is to pretend that the second-rate is first-rate. To pretend that you...
Quote #19764
To resist the frigidity of old age one must combine the body, the mind...
Quote #9077
Fred Sometimes you’re flush and sometimes you’re bust, and when you’re up, it’s never...
Quote #14
Imagine the Creator as a stand up commedian – and at once the world...
Quote #18498
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #2930
A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things.
Quote #20758
Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even...