Quote #18074
If one has no vanity in this life of ours, there is no sufficient...
Quote #15161
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you...
Quote #20852
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Quote #4244
Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp...
Quote #20520
Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.
Quote #14846
If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.
Quote #7906
It is better to live rich than to die rich.
Quote #14283
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Quote #6625
There are two kinds of talents, man-made talent and God-given talent. With man-made talent...
Quote #3629
Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost...