Quote #8505
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #15216
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you.
Quote #9942
You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.
Quote #668
I used to always think that I’d look back on us crying and laugh,...
Quote #16177
For a while I thought history was something bitter old men wrote. But Jack...
Quote #18526
Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...
Quote #9047
Society is a complex and mysterious creation and . it’s extremely imprudent to believe...
Quote #5239
This above all to thine own self be true.
Quote #8735
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #3601
Evil is a fact not to be explained away, but to be accepted and...