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We don’t understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but we know...
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Do you ever sit down and wonder what is wrong with the world Do...
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I love to be alone. I never found the companion that was so companionable...
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Don’t open a shop unless you know how to smile.
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Man perfected by society is the best of all animals he is the most...
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Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred...
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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Doing what’s right is no guarantee against misfortune.
Quote #18790
But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.
Quote #2984
It destroys one’s nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.