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Comedy is allied to justice.
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No great man lives in vain. The history of the world is but the...
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Hell is paved with good Samaritans.
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Genuinely skillful use of obscenities is uniformly absent on the Internet.
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You have a wonderful child. Then, when he’s 13, gremlins carry him away and...
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A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps...
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Never spend your money before you have it.
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Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.
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The trouble in corporate America is that too many people with too much power...
Quote #21771
There’s nothing sooner dry than women’s tears.