Quote #2044
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you...
Quote #11898
Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that’s no reason not to...
Quote #11355
Be charitable before wealth makes thee covetous.
Quote #21800
You’re not to be so blind with patriotism that you can’t face reality. Wrong...
Quote #16982
A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives.
Quote #8735
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #11526
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
Quote #7964
Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings.
Quote #9624
Time ripens all things. No man is born wise.
Quote #119
The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it.