Quote #2157
Wives in their husbands’ absences grow subtler, And daughters sometimes run off with the...
Quote #20396
I improve on misquotation.
Quote #11836
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #20258
We know accurately only when we know little with knowledge doubt increases.
Quote #493
Men are what their mothers made them.
Quote #15817
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
Quote #17209
You should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than about...
Quote #7304
They do not leave home without American Express. … Blame the moral carelessness that...
Quote #4870
‘We must do something’ is the unanimous refrain. ‘You begin’ is the deadening refrain.
Quote #5909
It doesn’t require any particular bravery to stand on the floor of the Senate...